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Kindly Remember@lemmy.world to simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 years ago

What's the best line from Ralph Wiggum?

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What's the best line from Ralph Wiggum?

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Kindly Remember@lemmy.world to simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 years ago
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