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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago

Trader Joe’s Adds New Fitting Rooms Where Customers Can See How Food Will Look In Their Mouth

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Trader Joe’s Adds New Fitting Rooms Where Customers Can See How Food Will Look In Their Mouth

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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago
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MONROVIA, CA—Announcing that renovations had been made to all 560 locations, grocery chain Trader Joe’s confirmed this week that they had added fitting rooms so customers could see how their food would look in their mouths. “Too often, a customer will arrive back home with their fresh Trader Joe’s finds only to…
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    Huh, the only thing they sell is seefood.

    • Kungolicious@lemmy.world
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      The groan I just grunt. Well done, hotdogman. Well done.

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    Sadly it is likely a prediction of human self obsession.

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    This is the most useless thing ever. Like why would you even care seeing how food likes like in your mouth? What natters is how good it tastes and how healthy it is

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      Someone ate the onion.

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        I just realised lol

        • be_excellent_to_each_other@kbin.social
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          :-) It’s really sad how believable The Onion has become.

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            Reflects the real world a bit too much, doesn’t even feel that outrageous

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              To be clear, I think it’s that the real world has ratcheted up the crazy, not that The Onion is doing a poor job. 🙂

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                Oh I misread what you said lol

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    This is the most useless thing ever. Like why would you even care seeing how food likes like in your mouth? What natters is how good it tastes and how healthy it is

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