President Donald Trump has taken an extraordinary step in his efforts to turn his birthday into a national celebration, with the National Park Service revealing that on June 14, his birthday, admission to national parks will be free for U.S. citizens.
In addition, Martin Luther King Jr. Day and Juneteenth have been removed from the schedule of free park admission days, despite both being federally recognized holidays.
Gross. Fuck off fascist. No one wants to celebrate the day your mom shat you out.
We’ll celebrate the day you last draw breath though! Gonna get me some nice booze. None of that cheap stuff.