I can’t even tell if this is real any more.
We already had Star Trek Last of the Summer Wine with Picard, and a live action Lower Decks so anything is possible.
What the fuck am I seeing?
My boy! Look at what they’ve done to you!
Star Trek: High School Polycule…? Is that where we’re going?
I’m so confused
“High school polycule” would mean a never ending source of drama
Never cared about Star Trek, but my god this is going to suck. Like ROP levels of suck if not more.
I’m really starting to believe.
Good summary of my expectations, but let’s give it a fair chance first.
Even if it’s the best Trek ever made, the reaction to the poster will stand.
This is the future Section 31 wants.
Section 90210
Edit: sorry, joke was so obvious I encountered it further down…
Please don’t make it a generic US high school drama. There’s already enough US-defaultism in Star Trek.
Also, the image is glossy, it feels like AI generated
There’s no way those actors posed for that image at the same time.
They are real glowy but the Klingon has a near mirror sheen going.
I thought it was an AI head swap too…
Hopefully more of a community colleges vibe
So shiny that it’s uncanny
All I can imagine is “dumb as hell”
At this point I’m just accepting that we’ll have to sit through 3 bad shows to get 1 good one. I guess I’m okay with that as long as they keep cranking them out.
Smiling Klingons? He looks like he doesn’t even care about honor!
He doesn’t, he works for Paramount.
and a science cadet at that.
Maybe we will finally see some of the supposed non-warrior Kjngons
like Alexander?
is it me or did they change Klingon physiology yet again?
Yeah, I’m pretty sure they were incapable of smiling before now.
Isn’t that character a Tellerite/Klingon hybrid or something?
Or rather multiple characters of varying hybrid-ness.
32century stuff. Everyone is a little bit of everything, so make-up gets to be whatever.
They are part Jem’Hadar.Wrong character.Omg I hope that’s not a thing. Canonically Jem’Hadar can’t reproduce
I mean, it has been like 800 years. It’s not a stretch for that limitation to be overcome.
After the dominion war, why would the founders not only continue making Jem’Hadar, let alone changing them to include the existence of a second gender and ability to reproduce sexually?
a) why would they stop? Just because you lost one war doesn’t mean you dissolve your entire military.
b) perhaps the Jem’Hadar at some point seized control of their own cloning facilities and made the necessary changes. Or the Founders eventually turn over a new leaf and grant them autonomy. 800 years allows for any number of explanations.
Even better, there’s a female Jem’hadar. We see her in the first trailer.
Wait wait, what? I missed that
I guess we can call it tradition at this point…?
Paramount: We need to ensure this new show attracts as many people as possible while maintaining a strong identity of Star Trek. How can we hit those points with the Ad campaign?
Marketing: Well our focus groups are saying that a lot of Star Trek fans are still yearning for something closer to the aesthetic of 1990’s Star Trek
Paramount: I zoned out there for a bit but I did hear aesthetic of 1990’s. Make that the core of advertising!
It’s not even the aesthetic we want; it’s the writing style.
It’s not even that, it’s the feeling we had when it was the 90s/00s and the good Star Treks were new…ish
It’s not even that, it’s Avery Brooke’s powerful voice and Patrick Stewart’s piercing eyes as they confront one another for the first time, the briefing room filling with tension as Sisko’s barely contained rage breaks against Picard’s steely reserve, knowing both are just surface defences covering the hidden hurt they reach feel, both victims of the same implacable foe, both denying themselves the comfort of…
We’re all nostalgic for the same things here, right? Yes? No?
It’s really hard to beat Picard. He’s already seen everything
It’s going to basically be Saved By The Bell but star trek.
Stardate: 90210
“Make that, but much more glossy and artificial looking!”
That was not the best version, those cuts ruined the pacing.
The light source is 3 different sunsets and everyone is too damn skinny
