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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

Ball mill them first, for best results

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Ball mill them first, for best results

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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    It’s not just natural and compostable - it’s incredibly and unimaginably eco friendly, super carbon negative, has positive effects on people’s lives, and morally such a positive yearly habit (/ritual/tradition) that instantly cures depression & guarantees the best afterlife (or no afterlife for those who had enough).

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    You keep talking but never do anything.

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      So what you’re saying is I’m all chatter, no splatter?

      • Johanno@feddit.de
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        If only someone would always post the location of billionares and their planes and yachts

        • bi_tux@lemmy.world
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          I mean how am I supposed to capture a flying jet?

          • Johanno@feddit.de
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            There are ways XD

          • knorke3@lemm.ee
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            may i introduce to you: handheld guided surface-to-air missiles

          • CADmonkey@lemmy.world
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            A hobby drone carrying a few feet of steel cable flown into the engine intakes as it takes off or lands?

  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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    Real talk though, bonemeal is high in phosphorus, a plant macronutrient. I do not actually suggest using human bones

    • Gamey@feddit.de
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      Just imagine how much CO2 will never get released if you plant a tree with rich peoples bones!

    • ivanafterall@kbin.social
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      You’re sending really mixed signals.

      • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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        I just really like soil amendments. And mixed signals.

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          But not mixed amendments and soil signals? Just checking.

    • CADmonkey@lemmy.world
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      All this talk of eating the rich, when we should really use the rich as fertilizer. This has the side benefit of allowing one to include their vegan or vegetarian friends.

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    Can I exchange them for carbon credits? A single one is probably better than quute a huge forrest!

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      Asking for a friend!

  • robocall@lemmy.world
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    this is great. but shouldn’t we also fix the system that allows billionaires to exist?

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      then how are se going continue to get etically harvested human bones?

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      You think the billionaires will stand by and let you do that?

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    One thing I’ve always wondered is why people keep parroting “eat the rich” and say they actually mean it when you ask, but not a single story about someone actually doing it comes up. When is someone going to actually follow through?

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      They taste like fossil fuels, I don’t recommend it tbh

    • apolo399@lemmy.world
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      I don’t know if you want a serious answer but here you go: it has to be something done in massive numbers to shift the power balance towards the people and away from the billionaires, else it’s just an individual killing a poor father of three or whatever sob story they’d like to tell that happened to be a CEO

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      They taste horrible is the issue

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      Tell me you would seriously eat that! elon-musk-69

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        Yeah, it’s like eating ass, you don’t really do it.

        Unless you’re a dirty, dirty boy.

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      https://media.tenor.com/Ly9YKwUWi4AAAAAM/hannibal-lecter.gif

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        Fpfpfpfpf

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      When tax reform is passed to remove caps and tax stock buybacks aggressively.

      So never

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    Any tips for removing the meat and bleaching the bones?

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      Step 1: make them mine for coal until they stop moving.

      • 𝓒𝓸𝓼𝓶𝓸𝓬𝓻𝓪𝓽@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Not coal, make them clean up every piece of litter until they collapse.

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      Leave it out for a few days and let the coyotes have at it.

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      https://youtube.com/@AntsCanada?si=EeI-P544hSHuWbw8

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    Lots of politicians out there free to use too.

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    Based

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    Based

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    You’re gonna have to dive really deep to recover said natural bones

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    Let’s hear them out

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    I get so distracted whenever the subject of bones comes up.

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    I whant to upvote but we are a t 420 upvotes and i dont whant to be a party pooper

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