PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years agoHey England, how's it goinghexbear.netimagemessage-square24fedilinkarrow-up168arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up168arrow-down1imageHey England, how's it goinghexbear.netPM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square24fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareWoofWoof91 [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39·edit-22 years agoroads in the uk are almost never numbered they usually have names like “cheese lane”, “steve avenue”, or “wanker’s crescent”
minus-squareFrogFractions [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·2 years agoEvery single street name in the UK is actually a euphemism for some kind of sex act
minus-squarecame_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·2 years agoSt. Turd’s Cockshot
minus-squareProfessorOwl_PhD [any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·2 years agoAlmost, but they’re actually named after words from Lewis Carroll’s Jabberwocky - Flaxton Street, Colwyn Road, Ingle Grove etc
minus-squareFindom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 years agoVorpal Court Bandersnatch Lane
minus-squareProfessorOwl_PhD [any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 years agoI’ve just realised my joke doesn’t work without the fairly obscure pieces of knowledge that those aren’t words from Jabberwocky, they’re real street names.
minus-squarecame_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 years ago Sir Chortley’s Hollow Prince’s Hole The Knob Faffery Row Milk Hill Mustard Gate Noncebury Square
roads in the uk are almost never numbered
they usually have names like “cheese lane”, “steve avenue”, or “wanker’s crescent”
Every single street name in the UK is actually a euphemism for some kind of sex act
St. Turd’s Cockshot
Almost, but they’re actually named after words from Lewis Carroll’s Jabberwocky - Flaxton Street, Colwyn Road, Ingle Grove etc
Vorpal Court
Bandersnatch Lane
I’ve just realised my joke doesn’t work without the fairly obscure pieces of knowledge that those aren’t words from Jabberwocky, they’re real street names.