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ZDawg@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 days ago

What is the most nonsense thing someone has ever told you?

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What is the most nonsense thing someone has ever told you?

ZDawg@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 days ago
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  • Hanrahan@slrpnk.net
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    20 minutes ago

    That technology is progress.

  • Krudler@lemmy.world
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    2 hours ago

    deleted by creator

  • Krudler@lemmy.world
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    deleted by creator

  • Lettuce eat lettuce@lemmy.ml
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    “Yes, I’m sure I typed my password correctly.”

    Working in IT, I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard that and how many times it’s been wrong.

    • Krudler@lemmy.world
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  • notreallyhere@lemmy.world
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    4 hours ago

    religion

  • FatVegan@leminal.space
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    13 hours ago

    People only started getting cancer since we started eating grain. Because of bread, so many people have cancer now.

  • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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    Being forced to vote for someone that doesn’t represent you is democracy.

    Im not sure why the blue conservatives are so worried about a one party government. Just work within the republican primary system and earn your incremental change!

    What’s wrong, you dont trust how republicans run their primaries?

    Electoral Reform Videos

    First Past The Post voting (What most states use now)

    Videos on alternative electoral systems

    STAR voting

    Alternative vote

    Ranked Choice voting

    Range Voting

    Single Transferable Vote

    Mixed Member Proportional representation

  • BilboBargains@lemmy.world
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    5G causes Corona virus is a favourite. Most of the biblical claims but those are too obvious. Excluding religion and conspiracy theories, expensive speaker cables produce sound quality that is superior to cheap cables. Turning a phone off in an aircraft improves safety. My daughter’s teacher confidently informed me that bicycles are more dangerous than cars. That was probably the most depressing and stupid.

    • Xavienth@lemmygrad.ml
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      9 hours ago

      I mean, the last one is true if you’re coming from the standpoint of the rider.

  • HexagonSun@lemmy.zip
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    1 day ago

    “There are more connections in the human brain than there are atoms in the universe”

    • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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      22 hours ago

      Far out man

  • CileTheSane@lemmy.ca
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    I was experiencing auditory hallucinations when trying to sleep, tried to tell my mom about it. She told me the house was haunted and I was hearing the ghosts.

    My father built that house when I was a baby.

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    Foreigners are to blame for everything and kicking them out of your country is key to solving everything.

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    Trump got elected president of the United States.

    Twice.

    • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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      I thought it was 3 times. Isnt that a conspiracy MAGA believed? That trump was in charge when Biden was president?

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    Anarchy capitalism is the solution to every nations problems.

    • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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      22 hours ago

      If only landlords were required to protect their claims themselves.

    • mech@feddit.org
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      Nations will have no problems if there are no nations.

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    My sister (who’s not very bright) told me that different wines don’t really have different flavors but that they all taste the same, and that people who claim otherwise are just snobs trying to sound interesting.

    This is the same person who told me that sangría is non alcoholic due to the amount of fruit that’s in it.

    She should look into becoming a sommelier, she’s letting all that hidden knowledge go to waste.

    • Borger@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Honestly, she might have the same thing I do. I don’t know if it’s got a name or anything, but absolutely all red wine tastes like balsamic vinegar to me, almost indistinguishably so, even when I’m sharing it with someone who’s talking about how this one is “fruity” or whatever.

      I went through a short phase of thinking I was being pranked. So I’m with your sister on this one, minus the sangria bit lol.

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        She doesn’t have that.

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      Maybe she lost her taste buds during covid

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        As the anti vaxxer that she is, it would make perfect sense, actually.

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      A large part of wine tasting is bullshit, but different styles are definitely different.

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        Agree. I hate Malbec and i can tell the difference between it and say, a Pinot noir (my favorite) or a Zweigelt (my second favorite)

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    I don’t know about “ever”, but someone recently told me bald eagles are the fastest flyers on Earth; even faster than any military jet.

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      Their baldness makes them extra aerodynamic.

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        Maybe we should try balding our military jets. Good call.

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          That’s why the military had never allowed long hair or beards.

    • daannii@lemmy.world
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      2 days ago

      😅

      • Corridor8031@lemmy.ml
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        were you the one who told them that lol

        • daannii@lemmy.world
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          No but Ive seen them in the wild. Sure they are big ass majestic predators. But they ain’t that graceful or fast.

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