Epstein Victim Describes His ‘Deformed’ Fruit-Shaped Penis
www.thedailybeast.com
The convicted sex offender walked off a 2009 deposition when he was asked about his manhood.
  • zeppo@lemmy.worldEnglish
    192·
    14 天前

    Why do we hear that Musk, Trump and Epstein all have this in common? What does it mean?

    • LuigiMaoFrance@lemmy.ml
      10·
      14 天前

      Didn’t they say this about Weinstein too? Bad man deformed small penis, good man big dick energy, ooga booga.

    • BetaBlake@lemmy.world
      7·
      14 天前

      I’ve wondered about this for a while because it’s definitely been a trend, and my layman’s guess is that fucked up genitals can lead a person to predatory behavior and raping.

      They know without forcing it or paying for it they wouldn’t be able to get someone to willingly sleep with them. But what do I know, I’m just some guy.

      • blarghly@lemmy.worldEnglish
        5·
        14 天前

        I think it is far more likely that these are just rumors that people really like to spread. We want the people we don’t like to have fucked up dicks, we we tell each other they do. But, yaknow, pics or it didn’t happe

        • BeefandSquints@lemmy.dbzer0.com
          41·
          14 天前

          I don’t know, I really know nothing of Epstein’s personality, but Elon and Trump are clearly wildly insecure, and it’s not their bank accounts making them that way.

          • blarghly@lemmy.worldEnglish
            3·
            14 天前

            I’m just saying - Trump and Elon and Epstine and Hitler all have fucked up dicks? These aren’t just normal rich or powerful people - they are people who lots and lots of people hate.

            And it seems weird that here on lemmy, home of “there is literally nothing you can do to get ahead in life, it is all chance and nepotism” would seem to also claim that the only thing which can seemingly reliably give you sufficient will to claim power is… insecurity about having a weird dick.

            Thus, we are left with two possible conclusions:

            1. The global elite have a significantly higher rate of genetic abnormalities driving penile deformation, to the point where a significant portion of those who turn out especially powerful and shitty have deformed dicks.
            2. The claims are exaggerated. The rich and powerful can be gigantic shits even without the excuse of a deformed dick. And we can make fun of their obvious insecurities even if their dick is totally normal.
            • BeefandSquints@lemmy.dbzer0.com
              1·
              13 天前

              It’s just makes sense though, did you ever know anyone with a small or weird dick in high school? It just does something ugly to a personality. Truly, I love my dick and it has brought me a lot of pleasure and connection on many levels. I don’t think I’d be a monster if I had a weird little one, but I could imagine a world where it would make me much less happy than I am today. Obviously, this is all anecdotal and means nothing to the larger picture, I’m just saying, I could see it.

              • blarghly@lemmy.worldEnglish
                2·
                13 天前

                Sure, it makes sense in that particular way. But statistically, it is very weird, which makes it fail my sniff test.

      • idiomaddict@lemmy.world
        41·
        14 天前

        They think that. It’s not true. If they were good people who didn’t twist themselves up in hate, they could focus on learning to use their hands and mouths and they could find partners.

    • I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world
      1·
      14 天前

      Because the media loves insinuating dumb shit like this and dumbasses love latching onto it. “Hurr, hurr, bad, ugly penish!!”

      Reality is that it probably isn’t true. Maybe for one of them, but all 3 seems like too much of a coincidence. Especially since it follows the trend of people dog piling insults onto public figures they hate, even when they aren’t true/don’t make sense.