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    Lemons are small, sour, and yellow. The opposite must thus be large, savory, and purple. Following this sound and thorough logic, Jeffrey Epstein’s penis must closely resemble a Purple Cow Pumping branded tanker truck filled to the brim with soy sauce, as this is a true large purple object that is savory, on average.