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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

Jeffrey Epstein had a tiny, ‘extremely deformed’ penis shaped like a lemon: victim

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Jeffrey Epstein had a tiny, ‘extremely deformed’ penis shaped like a lemon: victim

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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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Rina Oh, who has long claimed she was among the scores of young women preyed on and abused by Jeffrey Epstein, dropped the unsettling revelation in a recent Substack interview.
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  • RaoulDuke85@piefed.social
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    I see a pattern with power hungry men and small deformed penises.

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      I’ve also heard rumors about Elon Musk having some deformed underparts, so yeah

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    It’s funny how people don’t complain about the new york post when it fits their confirmation bias.

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      No. The NYPost needs a perma-ban on lemmy. The world is shitty enough without high-speed liquid fecolators polluting awareness and discussion of issues.

      Perma ban on Lemmy and in a just world, everywhere.

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    The dude was an abhorrent sack of shit, but… The New York post? If they’re writing something, the opposite is normally closer to the truth.

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      What’s the opposite of a lemon tho

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        Lemons are small, sour, and yellow. The opposite must thus be large, savory, and purple. Following this sound and thorough logic, Jeffrey Epstein’s penis must closely resemble a Purple Cow Pumping branded tanker truck filled to the brim with soy sauce, as this is a true large purple object that is savory, on average.

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        Lime?

        So he had a large, normal, vagina shaped like a lime.

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    So did he have lemon parties?

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      Ghislaine is a lemon stealing whore

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    Lemon vs. mushroom

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