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Hofmaimaier@feddit.org to memes@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

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  • DaMummy@lemmy.world
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    Don’t joke about that stuff. There’s literally people who live in America right now. Send thoughts and prayers.

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      The worst part is that if they die in america, they die in real life!

      • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
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        That’s ridiculous. I think they just wake up from a fever dream of opulence and a superiority complex.

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          You’d think so but no, they say it’s because the place is cursed, something about it being built on an indian burial ground or something

          • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
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            *Including burying those first Americans first.

        • faythofdragons@slrpnk.net
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          I think they just wake up from a fever dream of opulence

          Ugh, I think my fever dream is bugged.

          • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
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            Have you tried turning it off and on again?

    • Hofmaimaier@feddit.orgOP
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      Yeah. Thoughts and prayers will surely help a lot. Food is going to magically appear on their tables.

      You vote idiot politicians and you get idiotic political choices. Now, that’s a surprise.

      • MeThisGuy@feddit.nl
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        well if only we could turn water into wine (and a snek into a loaf of bread or some shit?)

        • Engywook@lemmy.zip
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          I’d prefer a wheat beer, tbh, but a good red wine is ok.

          • MeThisGuy@feddit.nl
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            turn bushels into barrels then, fine by me.

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    “If you don’t finish your vegetables, it going to send you to school in FLORIDA!”

    • Hofmaimaier@feddit.orgOP
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      Alligator Alcatraz?

      • aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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        Nah, just regular Florida.

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    Haha i made this comment last week

    • mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyz
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      I’ve been saying this for like a year. don’t be stealing my only good joke!

      • justcallmelarry@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Our joke, comrade

  • AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world
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    Holy shit this was incredible lol

  • Etlaris@lemdro.id
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    Good one.

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    According to Save the Children International, in 2023 about 17.6 million children were “born into hunger” in countries where at least 25 % of the population is undernourished. The top 10 countries in that group included (in roughly that order): Democratic Republic of the Congo (DR Congo), Uganda, Madagascar, Afghanistan, Kenya, Somalia, Mozambique, Yemen, Chad and Zambia.

    • lurch (he/him)@sh.itjust.works
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      A new challenger for this sad top 10 has appeared.

    • MissJinx@lemmy.world
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      someone got butthurt

  • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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    Is this screenshot from a US tv show?

    • Hofmaimaier@feddit.orgOP
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      Stockphoto

      • herrvogel@lemmy.world
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        Never seen it. Is it good? Where is it streaming?

        • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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          It’s pretty mediocre. It’s on Getty.

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      It definitely has a Hallmark or Tyler Perry look.

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    Seeing this meme will still not be enough to get people riled up enough to take to the streets

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      Honestly, pretty glad a single mid meme isn’t enough to get people into the streets. Would kinda cheapen the whole movement if that was the impetus.

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    A family that’s all one race? I haven’t seen this since the 90s.

    • explodicle@sh.itjust.works
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      Visit the South. Or actually, don’t.

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        Hear they have good food tho.

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