Back in the day, when I would hang out all day every day at a coffeehouse, I drank like three pots of coffee in two hours. I ended up standing up on a chair and flailing around, then completely crashing out and feeling like I was going to die.
yeah nice. my fave is to go to Starbucks and boof a double frappucino while everyone just stares in awe. then I recite the first 2 million digits of pi before having sex with one of the stools.
Yep, sounds about right. One of the reasons I can’t work on a laptop in a coffee shop (other than the maddening music on a loop you can’t faze out) for long is just the creep of the caffeinated treadmill
Back in the day, when I would hang out all day every day at a coffeehouse, I drank like three pots of coffee in two hours. I ended up standing up on a chair and flailing around, then completely crashing out and feeling like I was going to die.
I’d get blackout buzzed on caff (street name for caffeine) and go on a murderous rampage. You know, since caffeine is a drug and all.
yeah nice. my fave is to go to Starbucks and boof a double frappucino while everyone just stares in awe. then I recite the first 2 million digits of pi before having sex with one of the stools.
Yep, sounds about right. One of the reasons I can’t work on a laptop in a coffee shop (other than the maddening music on a loop you can’t faze out) for long is just the creep of the caffeinated treadmill