point at her and try to do a huge burp

And they say romance is dead.

Anon skipped the cat-call and instead made a chunder-blunder.

If only he had burped at her she would be his

Yes but was his projectile vomit’s trajectory long enough to reach her? I hope he arched his back to point his mouth at the optimal 45 degrees upward for maximum horizontal travel.

holy shit this is amazing, i am actually in tears trying to imagine this scene, ahahahah!

She looks 14.

Hopefully anon isn’t a pedo.

Once anon find love they stop being anon