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There was a young man
From Cork, who got limericks
And haikus confused
Two muffins are in an oven.
One turns to the other and say “Sure is getting hot in here.”
The other one responds “Holy shit! A talking muffin!”
There’s a river with 2 guys on either side. 1st guy says to the other “How’d you get to the other side of the river?”
The other guy says “You are on the other side of the river.”
But, who has the horses??