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siyuze@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

What is your favourite joke?

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What is your favourite joke?

siyuze@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • TheBananaKing@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    There was a young man

    From Cork, who got limericks

    And haikus confused

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  • Notyou@sopuli.xyz
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    Two muffins are in an oven.

    One turns to the other and say “Sure is getting hot in here.”

    The other one responds “Holy shit! A talking muffin!”

  • Jabroni@lemmy.world
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    There’s a river with 2 guys on either side. 1st guy says to the other “How’d you get to the other side of the river?”

    The other guy says “You are on the other side of the river.”

    • gravalicious@lemmy.world
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      2 years ago

      But, who has the horses??

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