Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 26 days agoWe rapturing today, or is it tomorrow?message-squaremessage-square35linkfedilinkarrow-up152arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up151arrow-down1message-squareWe rapturing today, or is it tomorrow?Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 26 days agomessage-square35linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squarethelastaxolotl [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·26 days agoBetween 23th-24th Apparently some evangelicals have been selling their stuff for cheap because “the wont need them anymore” the fall out of that on the 25th is going to be really funny
minus-squareFunkyStuff [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·edit-226 days agoWhy would they want the money either? edit: yeah I forgot that in American Prot Heaven if you’re rich you get 72 virgin wives
minus-squarepiccolo [any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·26 days agoWell, obviously, money is a Christian sign of virtue, it’s the Protestant way! How else are you going to atone for your sins?
minus-squareFunkyStuff [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·26 days agoAnCap Martin Luther be like: paid indulgences are Socialist unless they may be exchanged on a free market
minus-square30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·26 days agoIndulgences are fine as long as they’re paid in bearer bonds
minus-squareGrafZahl [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·26 days agoDamn i thought it was supposed to be wealth in general, but maybe Dollar has a better exchange rate than property in the afterlife.
minus-squarethelastaxolotl [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·26 days agoidk how the evangelical mind works but i guess some has to do with the fact that they hate giving out free stuff
minus-squareFeinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·26 days agoI’d almost be willing to make a TikTok account just to watch their posts on the 25th. Almost.
Between 23th-24th
Apparently some evangelicals have been selling their stuff for cheap because “the wont need them anymore” the fall out of that on the 25th is going to be really funny
Why would they want the money either?
edit: yeah I forgot that in American Prot Heaven if you’re rich you get 72 virgin wives
Well, obviously, money is a Christian sign of virtue, it’s the Protestant way! How else are you going to atone for your sins?
AnCap Martin Luther be like: paid indulgences are Socialist unless they may be exchanged on a free market
Indulgences are fine as long as they’re paid in bearer bonds
Damn i thought it was supposed to be wealth in general, but maybe Dollar has a better exchange rate than property in the afterlife.
idk how the evangelical mind works but i guess some has to do with the fact that they hate giving out free stuff
I’d almost be willing to make a TikTok account just to watch their posts on the 25th. Almost.