How long before the Presidency starts hosting monster truck themed executions at the Whitehouse? It can’t be much longer now.
The Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert shows will be replaced with everyone’s favourite hit, “Ow! My Balls!”
Go away, batin’!
Which is classic real conservative American humor. People getting hurt.
Japan beat us to that one like a half a dozen times by now and still have a functioning society.
This guy will do absolutely anything to distract from the fact he refuses to release the Epstein Files, which he is CLEARLY named multiple times in… Possibly hundreds of times.
Likely more than that. Didn’t he task like 1,000 FBI agents to work long hours redacting his name?
I heard it’s 2,000!
All the best people are saying it!
Isn’t he Doe174?
Oh this was set up well before all that. UFC and Trump inked this deal back in, like, April as I remember.
Except Camacho was actually humble and driven entirely by duty. So much so that when they found someone he knew was smarter than him he was fully ready to give up his office. It was a matter of practicality and not ego for him.
Camacho 2028
Camacho was actually a fairly good president compared to your current guy. Consider:
He appointed an expert to fix a problem he couldn’t and actually took his advice.
He was willing to course correct when new information was presented to him.
I don’t believe that President Camacho was a disgusting pedo.
Is it going to be two black wage slaves, trying to feed their families?
Trump getting into the Mandingo game…
Lol.
The presidency. The White House. Medals of Freedom. Our democracy.
None of these mean anything anymore.
He is such trash
This is some hick-ass shit
Guy knows his base (if nothing else).
Stay classy, America.
I was so sure that it was The Onion just by reading the headline. Well… fuck.
Ten bucks says this is all happening because, somewhere along the way, someone explained to him that an octagon has more sides than a pentagon.
Isn’t Egypt building a proper octagon as their defence HQ?
Wow, now that’s a not-the-onion post for sure, yikes.
Oddly, not the first time people did trashy shit on the White House lawn. Look up Andrew Jacksons fucking hillbilly BBQs— just as racist, too!
I came in this thread to post something like
Andrew Jackson’s back
Or
Andrew Jackson, is that you?
After this, the next thing is WWE at the white house, giving the favour back to Vince McMahon
lol so trashy. Idiocracy in action.
Somebody fucking shoot him already. Jesus christ end this fucking nightmare.
Honestly, the follow up with Vance + Thiel taking the reins scares me a whole lot more.
They did
Brawndo’s got what plants crave.
Water? Like from a toilet?
