They’re really bad at smelling things. They’re just bad at it. They don’t deserve that magnificent snoot because they don’t know how to use it.

Snort_Owl came up to me today and was like “SNURP SNURP You smell like someone without a big nose haha loser!”

I mean, come on, snurp snurp? WHO SMELLS LIKE THAT?!?

I’m not angry.

  • Snort_Owl [they/them]@hexbear.netEnglish
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    7 days ago

    What the heck did you just say about my nose, you little punk? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at the Olfactory Institute, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret sniffing operations across five continents, with over 300 confirmed scent identifications. I am trained in advanced aroma warfare and I’m the top tracker in the entire Smell Force. You are nothing to me but just another faint whiff. I will locate you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words.

    You think you can hide your trail from me? Think again, weakling. As we speak I am contacting my network of scent informants across the globe and your stench is being triangulated right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little odor you call a signature. You’re done. I can smell fear. I can smell lies. I can smell the faint trace of that sandwich you ate three days ago. I am the Nose.