Yesterday I read Pennycook etc al.'s paper on pseudo-profound bullshit, and realized that’s what annoys me the most about the current AI culture. So then I made this little web app to randomly generate the sort of meaningless nonsense said by AI startup freaks. Your next pitch deck awaits. https://luke-byrne-eng.github.io/pages/bullshit.html


Oh good shout with the source and licence.
I wrote it from scratch, and filled in the vocabulary banks myself. I’m in my 3rd year of a machine learning PhD so I’m very familiar with the language used by AI bullshit salesmen.
I am not a language guy. So yeah, working out the conjugations was mostly trial and error. There’s still occasional grammatical problems in the output but its “good enough” for a low effort shitpost.
Please feel free to do whatever you want with the code.