fuck thousands for a coffin. or hundreds for an urn. can i legally be burried in butcher paper?
can i donate my body to science and skip burrial all together?
i want my final action to be a big middle finger to the funeral industry picking on people in their weakest moments.
I have a wood chipper and an anatomy degree. It’d be a real bother to feed a body through a chipper. It’d all have to be chopped down to about the thickness of my wrist. Limbs sure, but head and torso would be so much work.
You’d want an industrial meat grinder like what they make dog food out of.