PugJesus@lemmy.world to Toilet Paper USA@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months agoOh good, I was looking for an excuse!lemmy.worldimagemessage-square45linkfedilinkarrow-up1130arrow-down11
arrow-up1129arrow-down1imageOh good, I was looking for an excuse!lemmy.worldPugJesus@lemmy.world to Toilet Paper USA@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square45linkfedilink
minus-squarehOrni@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up26·9 months agoSo if I stab Penis Drager, can I use his own words as defence in court? Because he seems like he is permitting me to kill him.
minus-squarePugJesus@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·9 months agoYou’d have to put God on trial, really
minus-squarePat_Riot@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up18·9 months agoPerfect! Subpoena God to appear in court. Should settle things pretty fucking easily.
minus-squareNougat@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 months agoDefault judgment for the plaintiff, since the defendant wouldn’t appear.
minus-squareArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·9 months agoI think PenisDragger might have to be my next uname.
So if I stab Penis Drager, can I use his own words as defence in court? Because he seems like he is permitting me to kill him.
You’d have to put God on trial, really
Perfect! Subpoena God to appear in court. Should settle things pretty fucking easily.
Default judgment for the plaintiff, since the defendant wouldn’t appear.
I think PenisDragger might have to be my next uname.