http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/dress
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If you ask a topologist what their house is like they start counting windows, doors, and chimneys.
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http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/dress
If you ask a topologist what their house is like they start counting windows, doors, and chimneys.

I’m starting to think topologists don’t get invited to parties in the first place
We get invited to plenty of parties with actually interesting people.