From another site…

The criminal complaint says Dunn confessed to a DC police officer, “I did it. I threw a sandwich.”

  • darkcalling [comrade/them, she/her]@hexbear.net
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    8 days ago

    If you told a chud this story but instead the person the sandwich was thrown against was a “woke activist college student” and the thrower was some middling reactionary like Bill Maher they’d be aghast at the abuse of law and make fun of them for being so thin-skinned as to feel feloniously assaulted by a sandwich. They’d go on a long rant about how back in their day fighting, punches, people were tougher, yada, yada.

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      They’d go on a long rant about how back in their day fighting, punches, people were tougher, yada, yada.

      Best part about that story is it’s made up. I can, with probably 99% certainty guarantee that the person telling that story has never even been in a fight, never had a bloody nose, never been knocked out, never had a knife pulled on them, never been almost stabbed, never had to pull a gun on somebody, etc.

      If fed-boi wanted to show legitimacy, show they weren’t just a fascist oppression force, he should have taken that sammy to the vest without even flinching. He didn’t though. That says everything I needed to hear. “Felony ‘assault’ with a sandwich.” Cool. Biggest bunch of weaklings I’ve ever even imagined.