- cross-posted to:
- SandwichPosting@sh.itjust.works
- cross-posted to:
- SandwichPosting@sh.itjust.works
ed Sesame Seed Bun Sandwich. $8.99.
Here’s another angle: 
Price is $7.99 firm.
ed Sesame Seed Bun Sandwich. $8.99.
Here’s another angle: 
Price is $7.99 firm.
Oh great! I’ll be right over. Can you make change for a $10?
Exact change only.
I can do $5 if you can deliver.
Price firm.
Can you deliver?
No dilivering.
Can you replace the beef with chicken?
No.
Would you accept nuggets and fries in trade?
You’re breaking my balls.
I’ll have to stop by the ATM. Oh wait, is it $8.99 or $7.99?
Price is firm.
No worries! I’ve got work until 8:30pm Monday, is it ok to come over Tuesday morning?
Yeah.
What’s the address, please?
At the stop light in Brompton Missouri.
Oh dang! I’m sorry. I can’t go to Brompton, no more. Sorry to bother you. And please, don’t mention my name. Thanks and God Bless!
Oh dang! I’m sorry. I can’t go to Brompton, no more. Sorry to bother you. And please, don’t mention my name. Thanks and God Bless!