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Bad decisions

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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    And, if he’d lost the coin toss, he would have decided he should flip again, because that one didn’t count.

    • edwardbear@lemmy.world
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      “best of three”

      • kamen@lemmy.world
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        … and then you conveniently forget what you’ve called for heads and tails.

    • Karjalan@lemmy.world
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      The best way to make a decision you’re “50/50” on. Flip a coin. If you’re disappointed with the result, pick the other one, you wanted it more than 50.

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        I’m way to smart for this so I couldn’t believe it when my totally rational and super scientific mind fell for this and it’s worked over and over.

    • dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net
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      Or just think “I meant heads I call them” and skip the second coin flip

  • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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    Why is this man speaking in 3rd person?

    • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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      You’re the only one here who can answer that.

  • BCsven@lemmy.ca
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    50% of the time he’s right every time

  • FerretyFever0@fedia.io
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    Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

    • ramenshaman@lemmy.world
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      Slut

      • FerretyFever0@fedia.io
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        :( don’t shame me for my linguistic decisions

    • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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      Macarena, ay!

    • Quadhammer@lemmy.world
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      Sup

  • Agent641@lemmy.world
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    Good to see people staying in touch with their family members

    • voodooattack@lemmy.world
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      What are you doing, step-train?

  • untorquer@lemmy.world
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    Until the end i was expecting him to text someone he’s been in a long standing feud with over conservation of momentum

    • bluecat_OwO@lemmy.worldbanned_from_community_badge
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      me too, why else would the op say, “Moving” like it mattered

      • Ruthalas@infosec.pub
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        I assume because it makes the coin flipping part more absurd.

        • bluecat_OwO@lemmy.worldbanned_from_community_badge
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          oh maybe absolutely not lives near transit stations so the man might make a detour and meet them

      • SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works
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        Haha physics

  • Apeman42@lemmy.world
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    Even Harvey Dent needs some lovin now and again.

    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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      He was texting Drew Barrymore?

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    There’s this girl at my job that is off the deep end and every part of my brain is screaming at me when I have to talk to her but there is that ONE part that always has to wonder “what if” lmao

    • some_random_nick@lemmy.world
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      Stay strong, brother

      • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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        Stay strong and get your freak on

  • TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world
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    My dead brain was doing the physics wondering about frames of reference and the speed of the coin. I figured it out. It will always land on heads.

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    Okay, best three out of five.

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    Hahaha I should text my ex :x

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      NooooOoOooo

      • ddh
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        Nayyyyyyyyy

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  • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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    …is this meme the sign I needed?

    • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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      Yes, but as a warning NOT TO DO IT!

      • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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        But that’s not what the man in the meme did. I’ll just check in, really quick, just to say hi. It’ll be fine. I can handle this.

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    deleted by creator

  • renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf
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    Wasn’t there a movie about this?

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      What’s the most you’ve ever lost on a coin toss?

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        The coin in question.

    • davidgro@lemmy.world
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      Of course.

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    the crazy ones get you there

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