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lumpenproletariat@quokk.au to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前

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  • expatriado@lemmy.world
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    lets roll the clip…

  • son_named_bort@lemmy.world
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    I don’t know, that would require me to go to a Coldplay concert.

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    I hope it was astronomical.

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    As in decapitated HR employee or… you know, the other option?

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      ¿Por qué no los dos?

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        Well it seems hard and highly unethical to have intercourse with a decapitated head :P

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          “First off, extremely challenging. Second off, abominable behavior.” I like the cut of your gib!

        • lumpenproletariat@quokk.auOP
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          They might consent before the beheading, like that consentual cannibalism in Germany.

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            Did they provide popcorn for the movie?

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          Famously someone went to prison for that.

          NSFW

          Yes I am referring to Ted Bundy.

          EDIT: One of his victims as mentioned in The Stranger Beside Me by Ann Rule, was said to have been buried and before discovery, he supposedly visited the remains.

        • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Then reverse the sequence.

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    Ha ha gross

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      Salty opinion.

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        Geriatrics aren’t my fetish, but you do you.

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          Geriatrics aren’t my fetish, but you do you.

          Even after 40 years of yoga, it’s not that simple.

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    HR: head resources

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    Assistant manager

    Ass. to, of, and for the manager

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    Head from HR

    😏😏😏

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      My man gets the joke

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    What you will get is an email from HR…

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      Wasn’t expecting a dick pic from HR, but I’ll take it

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    deleted by creator

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    Lots of company bicycles at big tech

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