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PugJesus@lemmy.dbzer0.comBanned to NonCredibleDefense@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

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Euroweapons

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PugJesus@lemmy.dbzer0.comBanned to NonCredibleDefense@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • verity_kindle@lemmy.world
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    Who would downvote the Swiss Guard? All they do is provide selfie opportunities since 1527. They’re politically neutral. They promote elegant men’s tactical clothing. SMH

    • DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works
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      Not to mention the halberds are ceremonial. They have MP5As strapped on their backs.

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        They also use Sig SG550’s:

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      Teens in 1527: Yo lemme catch a selfie with the Guard lmao

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    Imagine a Special Forces squad just tactically shanking the enemy with halberds as they clear the building.

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      Halberds and riot shields in a spartan phalanx

      • BloodyFable@lemmy.world
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        The Sisters of Battle want You!

  • CookieJarObserver@sh.itjust.worksBanned
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    Why use assault rifles when you can just nuke the shit out of them with the God beam. Jewish space laser my ass, Vatican has God ray powered by abused children.

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      god pokes his radiant beard out from behind the clouds, instantly vaporizing the unworthy in the face of his glory

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        Indeed. Don’t underestimate the old Italian women who live there, either. They may bite. RIP Oriana Fallaci and the Garibaldi idealists.

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    Halberds are the pinnacle of melee combat.

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    After Austria should come Sweden with an Ak4/G3 saying “7.62mm!”, followed by France’s FAMAS with "BULLPUP! and then the Vatican.

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    I’m here to spread based Polish propaganda.

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