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Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml to shitposting@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

Koala Krime

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Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml to shitposting@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • saltnotsugar@lemm.ee
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    We’re basically surrounded by Koala assassins pinning their killings on humans.

    • metallic_substance@lemmy.world
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      You bring up an excellent point. The most terrifying answer to the original question “what crime scene has both?” is:

      All of them. Every one.

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    rumble rumble rumble off in the distance
    bottle based drum fill
    I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER

  • WtfEvenIsExistence@sopuli.xyz
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    deleted by creator

    • Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi
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      You laugh, but those guys can get violent… I remember when I moved in to my current house, there’s a gum tree outside in my backyard, with a family of koalas. The amount of times I got woken up by their shrieking was unreal. Those guys are like banshees when they’re going at it. It’s basically mating and brawling at the same time.

      I don’t hear much of them anymore, but that’s not surprising - one of them appears to have disappeared.

      • jopepa@lemmy.world
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        Drop bears are the ones that escaped the labs, right?

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          Nah, those are the ones that decided it wasnt enough to be the abuser in an abusive relationship and it was time to take their anger out on other species.

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    Probably happened in the Coca Koala factory.

    • zurohki@aussie.zone
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      I see !dadjokes@lemmy.world is leaking again.

  • Lepsea@sh.itjust.works
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    Just a normal day in Australia

  • Arghblarg@lemmy.ca
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    Wellllll lots of them have Chlamydia right? So I’m guessing sex crimes :p

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    Love to read a fun fact that if you thought about it any more than not at all would tell you that no evidence can be derived from fingerprints

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    The Killer Koala Association (formerly known as Drop Bear Ltd) doesn’t like your questions.

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    koala burglar that makes off with the Fort Knox of eucalyptus leaves and frames a hapless human

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  • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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    I always knew that Kwicky bastard was up to no good.

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    This kind of crime scene Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

    Suace: HxH

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