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ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world to Dank Memes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Wonder where that's going 🤤

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Wonder where that's going 🤤

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ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world to Dank Memes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    I’m concerned that the cum is flammable

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      It’s hot cum.

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      It depends on how much of an alcoholic you are.

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      You never made a spunk bomb?

      I nearly blew up my hand!

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        Every time I hear Rage Against the Machine

        "I cum like a bomb! "

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          I can’t even keep a straight face when someone says “come with me”.

          • Acedelgado@artemis.camp
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            Hold your breath. Make a wish. Count to three…

            https://youtu.be/LIYNk4ARUR8?feature=shared

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    It’s going to your moms house.

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    1203 means gasoline.

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      Let me live my reality 😔

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    Made me livin on the cum ranch. Cum all day, haul cum all night on the cum ranch.

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    Insert stranded your momma joke here.

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    As someone who has had to sign for a box of horse cum… this doesn’t surprise me, and rich people have weird hobbies.

    Also, did anyone else notice that it’s marked as flammable?

    Apparently 1203 means that it is gas/petrol.

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    To your momma’s house

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    Wow you opened paint and added text. Super impressive and doesn’t look fake at all.

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      It’s been jpeg converted at least 3 times after the text was added.

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        The extra jpeg really sells me on the authenticity honestly.

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      This image is ancient lol

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