ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@slrpnk.netM to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

"Why is my urine black?" asked Tom inquisitively.

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"Why is my urine black?" asked Tom inquisitively.

ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@slrpnk.netM to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

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I had previously posted this on reddit and it’s still my favorite.

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Ink wizz

As in black ink, and wizzing/whizzing as urination.

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