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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.works to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

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Makes sense

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.works to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • Dave@lemmy.nz
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    Then you can scroll the hamster wheel!

  • SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml
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    Logitech

    • Sotuanduso@lemm.ee
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      What a shame that was an April Fools’ prank… probably. They don’t say it, but the video was released on March 31st 2019.

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      Why would he think that dropping electronics would be the best way to demonstrate the lack of a wire, though? 😬🤦

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    A computer mouse pluralised is technically mouses, but mice is accepted due to commonality.

    I’ll be around with more useless shit no one asked for but may find mildly, mildly, interesting.

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      I’ll be long dead in the ground before I use the word ‘mouses’.

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        On this day we remember the life of bizarrocullen, who has used the word ‘mouses’ and died just hours ago.

      • Nerdfest@lemmy.world
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        “Meece”

        • Shard@lemmy.world
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          Meeces

        • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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          a meece once bit my sister

  • aport@programming.dev
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    I can’t argue with this

  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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    Ok, now tell me what animal my trackball is.

    • Valthorn@feddit.nu
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      Armadillo or hedgehog probably.

      • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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        That works.

    • CerealKiller01@lemmy.world
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      I have an elecom huge at work, and when somebdy asks me what kind of mouse is this, I say it’s not a mouse, it’s a rat.

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    Why stop there? Let’s rename the mouse buttons to mouse/hamster buttocks.

    • FooBarrington@lemmy.world
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      What is the scroll wheel then? Mouse cock?

      • Kecessa@sh.itjust.works
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        You guys don’t call it the clit already?

        • FooBarrington@lemmy.world
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          No, that’s the red-ish circular thingy on top that you press on and slightly move your fingers for great effect.

          I miss my old ThinkPad.

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            old ThinkPad

            I also call my ex this

          • Agent641@lemmy.world
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            My lenovo still has red clitmouse

      • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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        Something, something, mouse balls

  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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    As a bonus, “Xhamster” finally makes sense as a porn site name! I think… 🤔

    • 𝒍𝒆𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒏@lemmy.one
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      What was the reasoning behind that name anyway, sounds a bit “hmmm” thinking about it now lol

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        The cheek-filling power of hamsters?

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        Yeah, now that you mention it, I think I’d prefer not to know 😄

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    My vocabulary has forever been altered.

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    Brilliant! We’ll call the scroll wheel “the hamster wheel”!

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    This had me wondering what the first mouse I ever used looked like as it was so long ago I don’t remember, and it was this:

    Makes me feel ancient. Still, it’s better than the very first mouse from 1964, which looks like something from Fallout:

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      Second pic is peak ergonomics

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      Back in the days when you asked someone to move the mouse to the button, and they picked that shit up off the desk 🤣.

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    People look at me weird when I turn the mouse upside down and rub it’s balls.

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      🤨

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        Sometimes you gotta tickle its balls to wake it up.

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    https://www.change.org/p/donald-trump-rename-the-wireless-mouse-to-hamster-66da426f-0238-4d2d-b9ac-f070cab9d5b4

  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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    I prefer gerbil

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      Gerbils have long tails.

      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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        uhhh, tuco-tuco?

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      I prefer lemming

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    If you do that, I’m making a mouse company named hampter.

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    Ham-ster

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