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Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 day ago

I ate a potato whole and now my entire body is comically potato shaped pls help

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I ate a potato whole and now my entire body is comically potato shaped pls help

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Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 day ago
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    Dirt_Owl: Oh hi, how are you holding up? BECAUSE I’M A POTATO. slow clap

    • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Wish I was half as cool as Glados

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    what if you ate a pickle

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      I’d probably turn into a bad animated comedy

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    I support your journey. Love is love.

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    Potatowl

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    Sorry, can’t help. I just ate a wedge of cheese.

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    Have you tried turning it off and then back on again?

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    funniest thing I’ve every seen

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    You have to eat a dirty owl now to turn back sorry that’s the rules

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      fuk

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    Hey Hexbear I turned myself into a potato, I’m Potato_Owl! Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

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      You have to be very intelligent to understand potato_owl

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    I’m not seeing a difference

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