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Alaskaball [comrade/them]@hexbear.netM to Main, home of the dope ass bear.@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 days ago

(Cw cheese) Which one is the best and why is everyone else wrong?

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Alaskaball [comrade/them]@hexbear.netM to Main, home of the dope ass bear.@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 days ago
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  • Infamousblt [any]@hexbear.net
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    WHICHEVER ONE YOU ENJOY IS THE BEST that’s right I’m bringing the snuggle session over here too and if you try to stop me it’s mainly mod abuse smuglord

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    It’s waffle fries tho

    • Alaskaball [comrade/them]@hexbear.netOPM
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      doggirl-growl headpat

  • peppersky [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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    I love all my boys equally

  • tamagotchicowboy [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Having to decide between curly and waffle is like picking between children

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Every Fry is Beautiful

    They all have a purpose and they’re all delicious

    • Erika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]@hexbear.net
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      AFAB: All Fries Are Beautiful

  • PorkrollPosadist [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Disco fries

    • john_browns_beard [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Jersey-like username and comment detected

      Also seconding disco fries as superior to all other selections in the image

    • WizardOfLoneliness [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      i had to google what a disco fry is and tbh I’m not sure how it’s any different from poutine

      • nothx [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        It’s New Jersey poutine.

        Main difference is disco fries don’t use cheese curds, it’s just regular low moisture mozzarella.

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    anything that’s not soggy is good in my book, but I prefer shoestring/matchstick and curly fries. Sweet potato fries are also great.

    for me the main thing that makes fries good is the salt and the dipping sauce, so the role of the fries is to have the right texture and crispness

    I probably like curly fries because they hold onto sauce, now that I think about it

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      Crispy is the main draw of fries for me, too

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      Luv me a gud curly, mate.

    • WizardOfLoneliness [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      imo if you need to configure the shape of your potato to hold a sauce, your sauce is too thin

  • Jew [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Cover those wedges with some cheese slop and we have a new champ

  • Boynomoder [she/her, pup/pup's]@hexbear.net
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    shoestring is underrated

    • WizardOfLoneliness [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      i found a recipe online that I used at work for “tokyo street fries” that called for shoestring and anyway I’m here to shill for the seasoning because it’s really good

      basically onion powder, garlic powder, then you take a bunch of sesame seeds and then toast them, grind them up, mix that in, then some salt, pepper, and nutritional yeast

      shit’s good, the only problem is the oil content of the sesame seeds makes it really prone to clumping and I’m not enough of a food science nerd to know what to do to reduce that

      anyway the recipe was that + shoestring fries and then a spicy aioli that is basically sriracha mayo, A++++++++++++++ fries

      • miz [any, any]@hexbear.net
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        instead of adding sesame later, could you maybe fry the fries in sesame oil or mix some sesame oil into the frying medium

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          maybe, the toasted sesame seed grind kinda tasted different than sesame oil though

          I think the Real Answer is some food science anti-caking powder b.s. like I’m pretty sure this is what stuff like silicon dioxide is used for but idk what would be the best thing to use

          all I know is that continued dehydration in a low temp oven didn’t really do much. I kinda just dealt with the spice mix being clumpy and the taste was good enough to make up for it

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    Sweer potato

    • 9to5 [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Swear potatoe is goated especially with the sauce

  • TheModerateTankie [any]@hexbear.net
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    I’ve never had a good crinkle cut fry.

    • BobDole [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      “Yes, I would like soggy bullshit thank you” words uttered by the utterly deranged

      • TheModerateTankie [any]@hexbear.net
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        Even when some place manages to get them crispy they turn out bullshit. It’s an amazingly shitty design for a fry. Stubbornly perpetuated by people who invested in crinkle-cut fry cutter machines and don’t want to take a loss on investment. One of humanity’s greatest food mistakes.

  • himeneko [she/her, kit/kit's]@hexbear.net
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    cheese fries because they remind me of shitty fast food

  • Horse {they/them}@lemmygrad.ml
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    sweet potato

    everyone else is

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    entirely entitled to their opinion, whichever they like is the best for them

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    they are wrong though

  • dkr567 [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    I’ve been making a lot of potato wedges at home and personally I fucking love the potato skins on it (and I’m lazy to peel potatoes) so that’s #1 for me.

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    from this list? wedges and standard are the top, curly/waffle/sweet potato in the second tier. shoestring and crinkle can TAKE A WALK. 👈☝️👉

    but the actual true, ultimate best french fry is the “restaurant-style” pre-soaked, double fried maneuver. there are lots of recipies you can reference online with variations in oil temps, timing and methods. i don’t know the god tier process, but there’s a tiny italian place tony-cheer i live near that has absolutely cracked it. i found them last fall. outside light, crisp and crunchy, inside mushy yum.

    i mean to discover just what exactly they are doing ASAP.

    • WizardOfLoneliness [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      the BEST POTATO i make at work is just steamed whole potatos that I rip into chunks with my fingers like an animal, then deep fry, then toss in whatever I feel like at the time (usually basically the first google result for “creole seasoning” or more recently this tokyo street fry seasoning I made with powdered sesame seed and nutritional yeast)

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    i saw someone say the words “pumpkin fries” somewhere recently and i cant stop thinking about this

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