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American_Jesus@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

UP man bites his neighbour’s genitals in fight over goats

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UP man bites his neighbour’s genitals in fight over goats

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UP man bites his neighbour’s genitals in fight over goats | Bareilly News - Times of India
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A 28-year-old man bit a portion of his 31-year-old neighbour's private parts after the latter's goats strayed into his compound and damaged some of h
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  • TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world
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    I’m beginning to wonder if Uttar Pradesh isn’t India’s Florida.

    • Mossy Feathers (She/Her)@pawb.social
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      I hope so. I’m starting to see a pattern in Florida Man’s behavior. Typically something to do with fucking alligators, public indecency, and crack or meth. I need some variety.

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        You should check out Iowa then.

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    What’s “UP man”?

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      Not much, you?

    • rbesfe@lemmy.ca
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      Uttar Pradesh, it’s a province of India

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      I was thinking upper peninsula, as in Michigan. I wouldn’t be surprised if the story was from there.

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        I was just stepping into the joke that was unintentionalaly set up. But thank you for the genuine response.

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        It’s basically the same thing but in India. Lots of conservative dimwits with too much free time and alcohol.

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    I’m from Michigan. ‘UP’ is what we call the upper peninsula. I was very confused for a second

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      Honestly this isn’t that far off base for some of my mom’s Yooper relatives, meth is a hell of a drug

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      Wait…. This isn’t a Yooper Man (close cousin of Florida Man?)

      Edit: the article is about India. No idea what “UP” is…. But I’m just gonna go with “India has Yoopers too”

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        A North Indian state

    • WhyYesZoidberg@lemmy.world
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      Thanks, I interpreted it as “University professor” at first. I stand corrected.

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    He really looked at his neighbor and decided U don’t P :|

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    Lots to unpack here

  • CarlsIII@kbin.social
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    Ace Steel just got fired and he’s already back to his old self

  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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    how WouLD You liKe iT if a goat WANdERED over aNd bIT You IN ThE Nuts?

    dude calm down

    chomp

    okay I’ll tie him up

    No one tell me different this is how I imagine it went

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