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minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up84arrow-down1·3 days agoMore specifically, a handmaid.
minus-squaresupercriticalcheese@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22arrow-down1·3 days agoWhat type of… handjobs?
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up43arrow-down1·3 days agoThe kind of jobs where you use your hands to do all of their housework for them for free while bearing the husband’s children.
minus-squareZeffSyde@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days agoIt’s not a sin if you keep your grip still while a third bounces on the bed.
minus-squarehovercat@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoThe classic Provo soak+jump hump
More specifically, a handmaid.
…may the lord open
Blessed be the fruit.
What type of… handjobs?
The kind of jobs where you use your hands to do all of their housework for them for free while bearing the husband’s children.
It’s not a sin if you keep your grip still while a third bounces on the bed.
The classic Provo soak+jump hump