3yo is getting way too smart for their own good (I’ve tried to warn them against it, to no avail).

They’ve started calling us out for skipping pages in their books. Even if they’re distracted and basically out of the room, they’ll come back over and tell us that we did not read some obscure little part from 5 pages back.

Like bruh, maybe they shouldn’t have made a book full of “5 minute stories” that take 20 minutes each to read.