GREAT EXUMA, BERMUDA — Thousands of excited would-be Martians gathered at MarsFest to enthuse over Elon Musk’s most recent vow to colonize the categorically inhospitable Red Planet.

Fries is just as confident about the eye-watering price Musk wants for a trip to Mars. “I’m slapping down my hundred grand as soon as that fortune a Nigerian prince left me arrives. The future is so bright, I need sunglasses.”

  • DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    9 days ago

    I hope there aren’t any solar flares happening on the many-month voyage there to inundate your ship(s), either.