• PugJesus@lemmy.worldM
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    7 days ago

    Belgium: “Nooooo don’t create the Maginot Line along our border too, that’s basically abandoning us to ze Germans!”

    France: “Alright, alright, fine, let’s create a proactive defense strategy which-”

    Belgium: “Woah, now! Doesn’t France making plans to defend Belgian land sound like it would PROVOKE ze Germans? I don’t think I can cooperate with that kind of reckless strategy.”

    France: 😵