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LouSlash@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days ago

Let's play this game again

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Let's play this game again

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LouSlash@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days ago
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    When I’m completely naked I’m invisible.

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      You’re still perfectly visible in shadows and reflections. Anyone who catches you in a mirror will see you completely naked.

      Ambient light occlusion counts too, the area covered by your feet looks perfectly black.

      Edit: You can create this scenario pretty easily in Blender. Here’s what it might look like:

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        That kind of makes it cooler. That would be fucking terrifying, I’d be making SOOOO many people believe in ghosts that can punch you in the face if I had this set up.

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      When you’re not completely naked, your clothes are invisible

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      Uncontrollable farts

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        I see this as a bonus!

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      You can only use this superpower in winter.

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      Only to people you’re attracted to.

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      You still emit infrared radiation, and are visible to many cameras around.

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      Doood, don’t half ass it.

      https://youtu.be/weL-NjlIQ0E

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      How are you planning to ever have sex?

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        I will keep my socks on and just when I’m about to bust, socks come off and I scare the girl.

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          I like to call it “The Haunted Rodeo.”

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          Oof, extra tight

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            [o0o]

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