Homie is right that this is the height of late-night convenience. Especially since that bed is cornered and the nightstand (if there is one) might be tough to reach with a whole person in the way.
GF is right too. This is sending “hamster cage” vibes. May as well decorate with cedar wood-chips at this point.
May as well decorate with cedar wood-chips at this point.
Not the earthy tones she was hoping for
This is actually pretty neat if you are a particularly thirsty person.
A second tube for waste and all you need worry about is bedsores.
Add more non-earthy looking object all around to give a eclectic look to the room
Bed in a corner with no headboard. This room has no aesthetic to ruin.
Hide it behind an inflatable doll?
Big brain move: disguise the water bottle inside the doll.
Brilliant! And then the gf will never see it!
(because she’s the doll)
Switch to a water bed, attach the tube to the water bed. Waterbed and some rugs will increase the vibe of your room. Women love water beds.
Trouble is, when you’re having fun with the girlfriend it’ll sploosh water into your mouth at a rhythmic rate you won’t be able to drink.
Drowning by snu-snu.
OH! It’s for water, that’s a relief.
I legit thought it was some weird urinal thing.
Why not both!?
I’m at the point in my life where a urinal next to my bed would be a huge QoL improvement, but I don’t think my wife would go for it.
I thought it was for poo at first glance lol
Imagine being enough of a weirdo to make a hydration bag on the wall, and also charismatic enough to get a girlfriend. I think this person deserves the highest honors.
All I can think of is mold, mold, mold.
Often, I would think the girlfriend would come first, then the hydrobag.
I have a fiancé myself, and a son, and I’d by lying if I said I didn’t want a hydro bag after seeing this post.
Wouldn’t a simple glass be easier to clean? Put a bendy straw in too if you don’t want to sit up.
The spill risk is too much man
Sippy cup
All I can sense from the photo is the gross taste of whatever leeched from the flexible plastic into the water.
Bf has one of those (saves weight on hikes). Water from it indeed tastes quite plasticky. Also, the flow rate is kinda low.
you’re right the hydro bag should have a metal pipe instead just like the ones for hamsters
If you’ve already procreated, you have less to lose.
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Is it bad I kinda fuck with this idea?
I fuck with the CamelBak too. My problem is I get the brilliant idea of throwing other liquids in there to try and sneak it into places. Then I forget to flush it and it’s ruined. 😞
I keep water in a thermoflask near the bed. Stays nice and cool all night. This bag would be an unpleasant room temperature very quickly.
Unpleasant room temp?
We get it, you only drink carefully curated, ultra-filtered, temperature controlled Smart water, you priss
Where my room temperature homies at?
I want it too
I’m already contemplating how to do something similar.
It doesn’t need to be elevated. A Camelbak on the nightstand would do the trick.
Yes but why make it simple when it can be deliciously complicated and intricate?
Crazy straw and chocolate milk, you say?
Rum and coke keeps for longer but I’ll take the crazy straw!
I’ve done this. Because I almost exclusively drank out of a camelpak for a while, so I had it on my night stand often. It was super easy and convenient to take a sip of water while laying down. I’ve wanted something like that again, but yeah, having that next to your bed isn’t great lol
As long as it’s only the idea, not the girlfriend or the bag itself. I mean, yuckkkkk.
It’s okay, this is lemmy. Nobody has a gf here.
Write “LUBE” on it for a better vibe of the room.
I mean nothing screams “bachelor pad” more than a mattress on the floor in the corner. Pretty sure this fits the vibe exactly.
I’m pretty sure that the mattress isn’t on the floor. Otherwise the Light Switch would be pretty low
He put it there so he can more easily find his water bag
🌌🧠
I thought so at first as well but that looks like a European electrical outlet.
I’m pretty sure it’s a light switch, looks like one you would usually find in France or Italy
those normally come in a backpack of sorts. he could just put it back in the bag it likely came in. then it just looks like a bookbag with a tube coming out.
Guaranteed there’s a poop stick in the shitter.
A poop knife would be more efficient
Scissors are the easiest
Best to go with a whole complement: tongs, angle grinder, multimeter, mass spectrometry machine. But only the essentials
Make a nice little curtain. Maybe make a few in different colors so you can match whatever sheets you throw on
Simple, elegant, and can be adjusted to match the decor, I like it.
An alternative might be to put the bag under the bed with a brick or similar resting on it to provide presure.
Its not that hard to suck it up that distance like a straw. I use a hydration sack while camping and sometimes I’ll roll onto my bite valve and soak my tent. Under the bed but without the brick would mean minial spillage if the bite valve gets pinched.
