The woman who grew up on lesbian island is definitely fucking men, sure
Canonically the issue is usually more “sure, the dude with crippling anxiety over his dead parents is ever not thinking about vengeance long enough to have sex.”
I mean, didn’t she have a boyfriend in Wonder Woman (2017 film)?
2017 WW has a gag about “the arts of pleasure” iirc, so I think Themiscyra has some freaky ancient Greek texts on the subject and Diana is canonically bi.
Revisionism
I don’t think this is really nsfw but IDK how strict your workplace rules are so
If I’m caught browsing hexbear at work, a slightly horny cartoon is like the best case scenario
Me switching from Hexbear to porn when my boss comes to check up on the quarterly report im supposed to work on.
congratulations on the cool workplace
Meanwhile the jonkler remains a virgin. It’s not fair bros.
He wants to fuck Batman and that ain’t gonna happen
Why does Batman have blue star undies? Why does Wonder Woman have a bulge?
Obviously they got an emergency call right in the middle of them doing their laundry together.
alternate option: TRANS WONDER WOMAN
Batman is putting on Wonder Woman’s bottoms, (for fun? idk), she doesn’t have a bulge they’re just saggy and not pulled up all the way.