• Onionguy@lemm.ee
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    14 hours ago

    I DON’T GIVE A SHIT, LAST TIME I WAS AT A RESTREAUNT THEY KICKED ME OUT WHEN I STARTED CRANKIN MY HOG ON THE TABLE THEY SAID IT WAS UNDECENT BOY WHAT A BUNCH OF LOSERS, ALSO I GOT A FORK STUCK IN MY BUM AND HAVENT HAD THE COURAGE TO PULL IT OUT CAN SB HELP ME PLEASE IT LOOKS ALREADY SWOLLEN AND OOZES PUSS OUCH OWIE