(I’m a hydrohomie)

  • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world
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    So addicted that it is constantly flowing in their system. They’re 60% water. They can’t quit at this point, it will shock their body. They are so used to it they don’t even show the symptoms of water addiction anymore. Should blame their parents though, it’s usually the parents who introduce the water and get their kids hooked.

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    Title is wrong. It’s 100% of people who dies had drunk water. There’s like 8 billion people who drink water and haven’t died. Maybe never will, for all we know.

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    3 days sober! I’m super water-hungover though, I’ve got a huge headache and my vision is getting worse, and tbh my memory and cognition has really taken a hit. And my piss is honey-like and low-volume. But I’m still determined to break water’s hold on me! Wish me luck

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    These people are such addicts that like 90% of their piss is this stuff, it’s crazy

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      I heard that some people drink so much of that crap that literally more than 50% of their body is made up of water. I don’t even know how it’s possible to still be alive at that point, I mean, JFC it’s like you’re not even a solid at that point, you’re just gonna dissolve into a puddle. Like, get help.

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        Yeah it’s really sad. And when they overdose it’s very traumatic for those around them because of what happens

        WARNING: GRAPHIC

        Tap for spoiler

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    11 hours ago

    DO NOT, MY FRIENDS, BECOME ADDICTED TO WATER. IT WILL TAKE HOLD OF YOU, AND YOU WILL RESENT ITS ABSENCE.

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    8 hours ago

    This will now be the way I handle hydro homies who don’t seem to understand how physiology works.

  • toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world
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    12 hours ago

    noticed something new when i was watching idiocracy again the other day. dax has a hose thing that i always thought was a hookah or something, but there’s a cutaway shot at one point that shows it’s plugged into a box that says “beer online”. totally irrelevant to this thread, but whatever.

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    11 hours ago

    I don’t know why people touch the stuff. Whats wrong with a good old fashion energy drink?

    Those dihydrogen monoxide danger claims are a known hoax. The taurine neutralizes its acidity.

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    8 hours ago

    And don’t get me started on this oxidizing O2 bullshit we have to keep inhaling with every breath we take.

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      Buddy, I know this is hard for you and it’s also been hard for all of us, but your garden pool is scaring the neighborhood. And I know for a fact I’ve heard your showering in the morning and… gags I heard you gargling the water. This needs to stop.