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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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Low quality cropping will officially launch on Lemmy in 2025 after passing budget evaluation

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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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  • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    14 hours ago

    So I guess no putting your head between your knees in the event of a crash then, huh?

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      The only reason airlines would have you do that in the first place is so you can kiss your ass goodbye.

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        10 hours ago

        Brace position.

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        Not true.

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          I suppose it’s to protect your head from possible flying debris?

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            More too protect your teeth so they can identify via dental records

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            It’s to prevent you from becoming flying debris

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          It’s a play on put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye as in it’s not going to help you no matter what

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            Do you not know of Captain Sulemburger

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      You need to pass yoga test to afford this seat

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      Well strapped to a sightly ergonomic plank upright is pretty safe, even better if you face away from the direction of the crash.

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      Maybe they could replace that with a noose that comes down next to the oxygen. Then, if you get claustrophobic, you get off the plane any time you want.

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        That would require assisted suicide to be legal.

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      The ‘ol Marylin Manson

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