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    • medgremlin@midwest.social
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      19 hours ago

      But when they’re really young you can do things like convince them that trees walk and that’s why trees in cities are in those little cages or pens. (They do actually use their roots to pull themselves around a bit, but it takes a very long time for the amount of movement to be noticeable.)

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        16 hours ago

        I did use my powers for evil once and convinced the neighbor kid that string cheese came from cheese trees.