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minus-squaresaltnotsugar@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 day agoNuclear missile command picks up the phone: You have a collect call from…THE CROODS…press 1 to accept the charges.
minus-squareUli@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 day ago“That line’s not supposed to ring. Who is it?” “Sir, it sounds like… you know that movie from the 2010s, the one with the cave people?” “Ice Age?” “No. No, not that one. It’s got Nick Cage in it.” Grug: “He actually goes by Nicolas.” “What?” “What?” Grug: “You can say Nick, it’s fine. You’ve gotta get us out of here!”
Nuclear missile command picks up the phone: You have a collect call from…THE CROODS…press 1 to accept the charges.
“That line’s not supposed to ring. Who is it?”
“Sir, it sounds like… you know that movie from the 2010s, the one with the cave people?”
“Ice Age?”
“No. No, not that one. It’s got Nick Cage in it.”
Grug: “He actually goes by Nicolas.”
“What?”
“What?”
Grug: “You can say Nick, it’s fine. You’ve gotta get us out of here!”