• MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca
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    3 days ago

    I always wanted to play a traveling salesman who offers discount ressurections and speaking to people’s loved ones, but really is just a necromancer. Really sleeze it up, you know?

    Edit: “Why are you an adventurer?”

    looks behind themselves to a trail of pissed off villages

    “For the new opportunities of course!”