“I see no need for it” said a local man named Tom Ogonoski.
“The only people riding bikes around here are the ones stealing your stuff in the middle of the night” he added.
“We want the Alberta government to interfere and protect us” said resident Kimberlee Dawn.
The only people ruining your planet and fucking up your financial future are conservative cunts driving around in their oil boomermobiles ANY TIME OF THE FUCKING DAY.
I say open goddamn season on these fucks.
Hey man, nice shot.