“Nobody has to know everything”, "avoid unnecessary judgement ", “Have a good time, only you can control that”, “uncertainty is the only thing that is certain”. Pick your favorite I have more.
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Learn more useless math, someday it’ll be useful somehow
Historically this seems to be the case
Don’t be a dick.
Don’t be cool, be good.
Live like a dog: if you can’t eat it or fuck it, piss on it and walk away
Be the kind of friend/parent/mentor, etc. that you would like to have.
Know that you don’t have to be perfect, you can be good
nice, I often live by: “you don’t need to be smart, to be useful.”
“If the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy!”
hey! I resemble that…
That’s a good one!
If you wait till the last minute… then it only takes a minute.
“I’m a problem-solver.”
Get lost and leave us in peace.
“I’m not worried about it”.
If you have a problem, you can either fix it or you can’t. If you can fix it, fix it, problem gone. If you can’t fix it, worrying just gives you an additional problem.
Thanks to death, there is no permanent suffering.
It was always live hard, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse, but now that I’m older I can only manage one of those :/
“Life is a joke of cosmic proportions.”
Suffering exists just because. People who don’t deserve it live lives of comfort and decadence. There’s no rhyme or reason to life. And the punchline isn’t even apparent to any of us.
