• Soulg@ani.social
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    2 days ago

    I dunno maybe some fresh new material would be nice for once

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      2 days ago

      Honey… you first. It’s kind of hard for us to make fun of your culture when milk can grow one faster. You’ve got like 5 unique things to your country overall and (somehow) two of them involve dead or endangered kids. Otherwise any individual insult has to be state specific because the United States is the only country on the planet that even the 10th psychiatrist would say is schizophrenic.

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        2 days ago

        I read that whole thing in Stamets’ “The scientists are talking” voice, and it was both savage and beautiful.

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        1 day ago

        Damn you seem kinda sad, I’m sorry the universe decided I would be born here lol, I recommend going outside, it’s really beautiful (for now)

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          Awwwww, poor American couldn’t keep up. Eh, if you’re not gonna put any effort into it then I’m definitely not. Bye!