I didn’t know any of this, but I went to a pizza ranch and they had a HUGE mural of colonizers moving across the desert in wagons, with a dude on a horse holding a gun in the front. It was unsettling as fuck and I glared at it the whole time I ate my shitty pizza.
There was another chain with the same terrible quality back where I’m from, and I have to admit I do love trashy pizza on a very rare occasion, though I do fully acknowledge it for being the Long John Silvers of pizza.
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I didn’t know any of this, but I went to a pizza ranch and they had a HUGE mural of colonizers moving across the desert in wagons, with a dude on a horse holding a gun in the front. It was unsettling as fuck and I glared at it the whole time I ate my shitty pizza.
There was another chain with the same terrible quality back where I’m from, and I have to admit I do love trashy pizza on a very rare occasion, though I do fully acknowledge it for being the Long John Silvers of pizza.
manifest destiny chic
The entire theme, decor, and premise of their marketing is “what if cowboys, but those cowboys ate pizza and fried chicken”
there’s so many better options though
I mean shit, caseys, literal gas station pizza, is much better
and its the usual buffet thing where its only a good deal if you’re eating a metric boatload
casey’s is always better than pizza ranch. The idea of people actually preferring pizza ranch is crazy